Newest Stiffs:
O.J. Simpson · 76
July 9th, 1947 — April 10th, 2024
If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.
Louis Gossett · 87
May 27th, 1936 — March 29th, 2024
He had nowhere else to go.
Joseph Lieberman · 82
February 24th, 1942 — March 27th, 2024
He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.
Steve Lawrence · 88
July 8th, 1935 — March 7th, 2024
Go away, little boy.
Richard Lewis · 76
June 29th, 1947 — February 27th, 2024
Curbed.
Today's Celebrity Birthdays:
Lance Bass · 45
(b) May 4th, 1979
Randy Travis · 65
(b) May 4th, 1959
Pia Zadora · 70
(b) May 4th, 1954
Mick Mars · 73
(b) May 4th, 1951
Dick Dale
would have been 87 today
May 4th, 1937 — March 16th, 2019Surf's down.
Katherine Jackson · 94
(b) May 4th, 1930
Audrey Hepburn
would have been 95 today
May 4th, 1929 — January 20th, 1993Went lightly.
Maynard Ferguson
would have been 96 today
May 4th, 1928 — August 23rd, 2006Not gonna fly now.
Hosni Mubarak
would have been 96 today
May 4th, 1928 — February 25th, 2020Croak like an Egyptian.
Today's Celebrity Deaths:
Don Shula · 90
died 4 years ago today
January 4th, 1930 — May 4th, 2020The old don now sleeps with the fishes.
Ernie Harwell · 92
died 14 years ago today
January 25th, 1918 — May 4th, 2010Long gone.
Clement Dodd · 72
died 20 years ago today
January 26th, 1932 — May 4th, 2004Coxsone inna doornail stylee.Irving Stevens
died 25 years ago today
— May 4th, 1999And don't any of you punks try to tell us that the creator of Irving's Fly Dope ain't a celebrity, goddamnit!Alvy Moore
died 27 years ago today
— May 4th, 1997Now you're talkin'. Hank Kimball may have been little more than an annoying agriculture agent to you, but to us he was a legend. Well, not a legend, exactly. More like an old friend of the family. Well, not old, really. Hey, come to think of it, he wasn't even family. Matter of fact, he was kinda on the annoying side, now that you mention it. What was the question again?
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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard
Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …
| Stiffs | Score | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mah Lizst | 3 | 10 |
| 2. | Buh-bye! | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | Reaper 1 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | Written In Pencil, #2, For 2024. | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | ...and That's A Wrap! | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | I Love Your Peen | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | In Through The Out Door | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Written In Pencil, #1, For 2024. | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | A Tisket, A Casket | 2 | 14 |
| 10. | Home Heading Heroes | 2 | 14 |